About PissedMark
We Don't Sugar-Coat Anything.
Except Maybe Donuts.
PissedMark is a sarcastic greeting card and mug brand for people who are tired of fake feelings, beige humor, and cards that read like a corporate apology.
Why we exist.
Somewhere along the way, greeting cards forgot how people actually talk. "Sending warm wishes on your special day." Cool. Did a robot write that on lunch break? We make the cards (and mugs) you'd actually hand to your best friend, your worst coworker, or your dad who keeps voting weird.
Sarcastic. Honest. Lovable.
Every product we make passes one rule: rude with heart. We roast the people you love — lovingly. We say what most people are already thinking but won't put on a card because Karen at the office might cry.
We're funny without being cruel. Adult without being explicit. The kind of brand you can hand to your mom on Mother's Day and still keep your inheritance.
Our Promise
If our card makes you snort at your desk, we did our job. If it makes your recipient laugh and also reconsider the friendship — even better.
Our Hard Pass
Mean-for-the-sake-of-mean. Punching down. Glitter. We don't do any of those.