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Not a Morning Person
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Not a Morning Person

For the human who considers eye contact before 10am an act of war.

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Still Not a People Person
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Still Not a People Person

Coffee helps. People don't.

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Zero Fucks Given
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Zero Fucks Given

A brave little ceramic statement of your remaining give-a-damn.

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Nice Try, Idiot
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Nice Try, Idiot

Drink your coffee. Judge silently. Repeat.

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I'm Fine. Everything Is Fine.
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I'm Fine. Everything Is Fine.

The most relatable lie, now on ceramic.

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Coffee First. Tolerance Later.
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Coffee First. Tolerance Later.

A reasonable schedule for an unreasonable world.

$18
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