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Coffee First. Tolerance Later.
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Coffee First. Tolerance Later.

A reasonable schedule for an unreasonable world.

$18
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The Fine Print

  • Printed on premium ceramic, dishwasher-safe.
  • Ships in 2–4 business days. Faster if we're in a mood.
  • No regrets, no refunds on truth.

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