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Congratulations
Congrats, You're Tolerable
Highest praise we hand out before 5pm.
$7
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The Fine Print
- Printed on premium matte cardstock with envelope.
- Ships in 2–4 business days. Faster if we're in a mood.
- No regrets, no refunds on truth.
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Birthday
Happy Birthday, You Old Prick
Because 'many happy returns' doesn't really hit the same.
$7