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Happy Birthday, You Old Prick
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“…another year of pretending to enjoy group dinners. Cheers.”

— PissedMark

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Birthday

Happy Birthday, You Old Prick

Because 'many happy returns' doesn't really hit the same.

$7
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The Fine Print

  • Printed on premium matte cardstock with envelope.
  • Ships in 2–4 business days. Faster if we're in a mood.
  • No regrets, no refunds on truth.

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