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Thanks for the Bad Jokes
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“Half of it actually worked. The other half built character.”

— PissedMark

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Father's Day

Thanks for the Bad Jokes

And the questionable life advice. Mostly.

$7
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The Fine Print

  • Printed on premium matte cardstock with envelope.
  • Ships in 2–4 business days. Faster if we're in a mood.
  • No regrets, no refunds on truth.

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