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“Seriously though — proud of you. Now go get a job. Any job.”

— PissedMark

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Graduation

Welcome to Debt!

You did it. Now pay for it.

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The Fine Print

  • Printed on premium matte cardstock with envelope.
  • Ships in 2–4 business days. Faster if we're in a mood.
  • No regrets, no refunds on truth.

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